In a coffee shop, there are two guys talking with each other. One is on the verge of crying while the other is very consoling.
Guy1: Why doesn’t she like me? Why! why! why! (huhuhu)
Guy2: Look man don’t be sad. Normally when a girl says no she means yes.
The first guy looks at his friend and increases the sound of his wailing. The second guy is obviously puzzled until he heard the reply.
Guy1: (tears completely falling) Huhuhu….she said….”Yuck!”