How to check your sim card number from Nokia E51 phone

I lost my sim card the day before Christmas. I sort of absentmindedly forgotten to remove it from someone else’s phone. You see I buy and sell cellphones and used my own sim for testing. Anycase the good thing is that my contacts is still in my phone but the bad thing is that I have to get a new sim. Luckily, I found an extra sim lying around the house and took the chance if it still works. And it does; the sim card isn’t expired yet as it still can capture signal. But my next problem was to know what is the sim card number so I can load it up with credits. Without further ado, here’s how to check your sim card number from a Nokia E51 phone.

1) Press the “Contacts Button” (just below the right softkey)

2) Press “Options”

3) Press “SIM Contacts”

4) Choose”SIM Directory”

5) Press “Options”

6) Press “My Numbers”

Hopefully the same trick would work with other Nokia phones. If it does, please do comment which model 

 

Cheesy Banat – The Husband and Wife Edition

Warning! It’s really sappy and corny! =)

A. Divorce
Wife: Did it ever occur to you to divorce me?
Husband: Actually it does every, single day since I married you.
Wife: <Too angry and sad of what she heard and starts to cry>
Husband: <hugs wife and whispers in her ear> Because all I want to do is pledge how much I love you every single day of my life and if the only way to make you and the whole world see how sincere I am about it is to marry you, then I’d like to divorce you only to marry you again and again. Because saying “I do” is my most cherished and happiest memory and I’ll never get tired saying it to you over and over again.
Wife: Really? You mean it?
Husband: Yes, I do! =)

B. Cooking
Wife: So how’s the meal I’ve prepared?
Husband: Oh this Sweet and Sour Chicken is perfect!
Wife: <starts crying> It’s not Sweet and Sour, it’s Adobo!
Husband: uhh Yes I know, but you see with each bite I get reminded that this was a meal prepared by the most sweetest and most caring wife in the whole wide universe and no matter how sour the moments in our life get she is always there to give me a smile that melts my heart and just makes me say the most absentminded things. And the last thing I want to do now is make her cry. Sorry, I really did want to say Adobo.
Wife: It’s okay, I forgive you. =)

C. Night Out
Wife: Where were you last night? I tried to call but I couldn’t reach you.
Husband: My phone batery went dead just before I was able to text you that I spent some time with the boys. <abruptly cutoffs wife who is about to start nagging…> I arranged a meeting with them to asked help about you.
Wife: <Most definitely becomes curious and fearful of what she is about to hear> What about me?
Husband: You see our anniversary* is about to come up soon and I was running out of ideas how to how to make it a memorable day for you. So I called up the gang so they can pitch in their ideas. And you know what? They weren’t of much help.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Not because they didn’t have anything to say but more because I was much to preoccupied thinking of you the whole time that I never caught what they were saying properly. So end of story is I left them, bought a rose, and drove as fast as possible straight back home – to you. I thought it better instead to ask you what will make you happy. <Gives the rose he is hiding behind his back>
Wife: Oh silly…what makes me happy is you =)

*Anniversary can be replaced with Birthday or holidays like Christmas and New year.

Result for The Super-Evil Mastermind Test

The Potential Threat

Impressive… or not! You scored 53!

Congratulations, you are a potential threat. Though you have some evil thoughts, you do not possess the complete disregard of human life that is necessary for being a successfully evil super-genius. You would likely make a good arch-nemesis to a more qualified mastermind. And, of course, defeating an evil-mastermind in battle and then taking over his nearly-complete plans of world domination at the last minute would be a cinch for you!

Take The Super-Evil Mastermind Test at OkCupid

UP Professors’ Quotable Quotes

A forwarded article I found from my gmail while cleaning it. Honestly worth the time to read. If the humor escapes you, ask someone from UP to translate for you. On some parts, other schools especially Ateneans might like to have their own retort. fufufufufu

Panahon

oras ma’y kay tulin,
‘di kelangan habulin
tauhan ma’y nagpapalit
kwento nama’y uulit

Blonde and Blue Eyes

This is Patricia Evangelista’s speech. She won at the International Public Speaking competition conducted by the English Speaking Union [ESU] in London in 2004. Patricia is from University of the Philippines Diliman. If you are a patriot and having doubts about working abroad then this speech is for you.

Cheesy Tagalog Banat

Because you liked Tagalog Quotes post and asked for more,  Here is “part two” – Cheesy Banat Edition! Note:  Some Kadiri and Naughty banat* also included, not suitable for all audiences. Parental advice is recommended.

Banat- it is a Tagalog term for a witty one-liner. Depending on situation can also be considered a pick-up line.

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What Your Blood Type Says About Your Personality?

In Japanese anime or manga character profiling, the blood type is always provided. It is believed by the Japanese that blood type reveals one’s behavior much like a star sign does for the Westerners or the animal signs for the Chinese. Koreans also put some weight into blood type. They even have a movie  called “My Boyfriend is Type B“.

Now it is not something one should diligently believed in but it is interesting to know just to see how much of it is true.

Germany Part One – My Camera

New word: windburn

Morning Stroll at the Chinese General Hospital

I got bored waiting at the hospital for  a sick relative so I decided to enjoy a morning stroll around the premises. Of course I took pictures of the place and all else that caught my fancy.

1) Protect your family with your baby’s cord blood

It is an ad on one of the bulletin board which honestly sounds horrifying for me due to the bad mixture of baby and blood images cropping in my head. Anyway a quick Wikipedia search shows that “Umbilical cord blood is bloodplacenta and in the attached umbilical cord after childbirth … Cord blood is collected because it contains stem cells, including hematopoietic cells, which can be used to treat hematopoietic and genetic disorders.” It probably cost a lot but then an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure unless the prevention cost a pound as well in which its a tie. 50/50. So why not just leave it to chance?

2) Medical jargons

Battle of the Follicles sounds like a bad hair day

I took this picture with the thought of using Google later. Want to know what it is? Google it yourself.

Nothing attracts a kid like magic and miracles so I highly suggest you woo your children to become surgeons by telling them they would be the next Legend of the Knife.

3) Pag-ibig (Love) is at your fingertips

And it’s just P2.50 per text!

4) Kids at the hospital

High-five kid!

Two kids on the roof. I wasn’t able to snap the camera in time to show both of them on the roof. Anyway a clap for their courage and resourcefulness in playing. One even got binoculars after seeing my distant intrusion.

5) Let’s not forget about the cute kitty

There was a hand rail between me and the cat so I couldn’t take a picture with his eyes so just use your imagination then.

*I’ll end this here for now since I’m too lazy to finish. I’ll try my best to upload the other pictures soon.